there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Hellen Keller

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Amputations.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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