Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Anti Joke

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