Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A guy is playing cod

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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