- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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