Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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