- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Jokes are funny.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What is 69? A two digit number.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

An asian walks out of math class

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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