Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What is worse

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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