you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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toast points

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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