- Anti Joke

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

World peace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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