obama is a good president

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Barack Obama

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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