Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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This is not a good joke.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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