why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Vagina-Boob

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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poop

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Obama-Care

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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