You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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So dont touch it

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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