Tim's gay.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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lol

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Communism

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My mom.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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