What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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