Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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