Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Period Blood

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Do you need any assistance?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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