Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Jake Bowar

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Poopsack Jones

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

World peace

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Your mom

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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