There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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minced oaths

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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what time is it rape time

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Left. That one direction...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

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