A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

im a selling a car

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What is next?

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Anti Joke

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