What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Will you marry me?

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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