- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What abou three times

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Trashcan!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What is brown and sticky?

Jokes are funny.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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