how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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