Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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i love antijokes

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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