Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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