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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Patrick is gay

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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42.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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