why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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