What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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whos gay? you are

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Your Mom

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I only like NY as a friend.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Hello

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Hummer.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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