What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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