Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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cot!

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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