What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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wow garlic, yum

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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