If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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8============D PEN1S

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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