Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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George W. Bush

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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obama is a good president

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How do magnets work?

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is worse

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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