knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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