Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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NEVER

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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