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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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