- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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