What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Vagina-Boob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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