What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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This is not a good joke.

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It says so on your cap.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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