why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Amputations.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats9+10 19

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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