What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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