How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What sucks?

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

World peace

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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