What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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maddie latino

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Woman's Rights.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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YOLO

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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