- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

roses are red, violets are violet

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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