Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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