Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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robin, get in the car.

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Vagina-Boob

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Your Mom

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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