What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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