What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Banana(s)

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Jokes are funny.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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