"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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planking.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

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