a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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women playing football?

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Josh kissing a girl

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Potato

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Chayton

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