How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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