A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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This is not a good joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Small titties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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