- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I'm Jewish

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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