- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Vagina-Boob

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

ballsack

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