- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club...

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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