- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Knock knock No one was home

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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