- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

French people

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

alert('hiiii');

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Women Voting

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Sex. That is all.

you will die someday

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