This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

like for a handjob.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Left. That one direction...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

whats better than 24................. 25

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

An asian walks out of math class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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