Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

whats pale and white your ass.

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Susie has Autism

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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