- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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